⚖ Adversarial pre-launch teardown

Your landing page, torn apart by a 100-critic AI council — then rebuilt.

A 6-persona adversarial council scores your page across 6 conversion dimensions, ranks what's killing your signups, and rebuilds your worst section into a live page you can click — usually same day.

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34/100
Tribunal verdict
Subject: "Driftly" SaaS (demo)
Clarity & Messaging22
Value Proposition25
Visual Hierarchy28
Call-to-Action18
Trust & Social Proof12
Copywriting24

"A gray-on-white wireframe wearing a SaaS costume — it never says what Driftly is, who it's for, or shows one fact a skeptic could check, and its only 'button' is invisible."

The 5 things killing its signups

Every finding is grounded in a specific element on the page — and comes with the fix.

1critical

No category, no ICP, no product noun — "Work, reimagined." is a vibe nobody can file.

Fix: state category + outcome + who it's for in the first 8 words.

2critical

Camouflaged CTA competing with two equals + an off-funnel blog link.

Fix: one solid high-contrast CTA with a committal verb; kill the blog escape hatch.

3critical

No visual hierarchy — headline, body and nav all whisper in one gray band.

Fix: a value ladder; near-black 56–80px headline; one saturated CTA as the loudest object.

4major

Zero proof — only self-awarded superlatives where evidence belongs.

Fix: swap every adjective for a checkable fact + a real product screenshot.

5major

An inward founder monologue spends the decision moment on the seller's feelings.

Fix: delete the origin story; make the visitor the subject of every verb.

Before → After

Same product. We didn't redesign for taste — we rebuilt for conversion, from the council's verdict.

Before34 / 100
After — rebuiltLive fix

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  • Score 0–100 across 6 dimensions
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