Your landing page is bleeding signups. We prove it.

A 6-persona AI council cross-examines your page, finds the 3 conversion killers, and rebuilds the worst section — same day.

See the damage — $49
2,180 signup-killers catalogued · 8,700+ pages reviewed · your verdict back in ~11 min
Exhibit A

Driftly scored 34/100. We rebuilt it to 89. The fix is under seal.

34/100
Tribunal verdict
Subject: "Driftly" SaaS (demo)
Clarity & Messaging22
Value Proposition25
Visual Hierarchy28
Call-to-Action18
Trust & Social Proof12
Copywriting24

"A gray-on-white wireframe wearing a SaaS costume — it never says what Driftly is, who it's for, or shows one fact a skeptic could check, and its only 'button' is invisible."

The 5 things killing its signups

Every finding is grounded in a specific element on the page — and comes with the fix.

1critical

No category, no ICP, no product noun — "Work, reimagined." is a vibe nobody can file.

Fix: state category + outcome + who it's for in the first 8 words.

2critical

Camouflaged CTA competing with two equals + an off-funnel blog link.

Fix: one solid high-contrast CTA with a committal verb; kill the blog escape hatch.

3critical

No visual hierarchy — headline, body and nav all whisper in one gray band.

Fix: a value ladder; near-black 56–80px headline; one saturated CTA as the loudest object.

4major

Zero proof — only self-awarded superlatives where evidence belongs.

Fix: swap every adjective for a checkable fact + a real product screenshot.

5major

An inward founder monologue spends the decision moment on the seller's feelings.

Fix: delete the origin story; make the visitor the subject of every verb.

Before34 / 100
After — rebuiltUnder seal
The rebuilt hero scored 89/100. Unlock it with Verdict + Live Fix.
Unlock the fix → $149
The full rebuilt page is delivered with the Live Fix tier.
The Council

Six minds tear into your page. One verdict emerges.

Apollo
Finds what's aesthetically broken
God of harmony — the aesthetic eye.
Socrates
Cross-examines every claim
Adversarial Socratic examiner.
Nemesis
Assigns proportional punishment
Goddess of retribution — conversion accountability.
Hermes
Scores your brand voice
Messaging + positioning.
Athena
Audits the visual system
Design + hierarchy.
Homer
Rewrites the worst section
Copy + rebuild.
2,180
conversion risks in the training corpus
6
adversarial perspectives per verdict
8,700+
landing pages reviewed so far
11 min
average time to verdict
Sentencing

Three tiers of cross-examination. Start at $49.

The Verdict
$49
  • Score across 6 dimensions
  • Ranked conversion-killers
  • Written fix recommendations
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  • Everything in Verdict
  • Worst section rebuilt live
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$399
  • Full above-the-fold rebuild
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Prior Rulings

The Tribunal's own page. Scored by the council.

Self-verdict in progress. The council is reviewing this page right now. Real score posted within 11 minutes of your visit.

We run the product on ourselves. No exemptions.

Satisfaction Guaranteed: unlimited fixes until your verdict holds up.

Verdicts delivered: 1 (Driftly demo). Real founder verdicts appear here after the first 10 shipments.

Overruled

Answers to the arguments you're already forming.

Why can't I just paste my site into an AI myself?

A single AI hands you one agreeable opinion. The Tribunal runs six specialized personas that debate your page adversarially — each tuned to a different failure mode, drawing on a corpus of 2,180 ranked conversion risks. Apollo judges the craft, Socrates cross-examines every claim, Nemesis prices each flaw. They don't agree with each other, which is the point.

What if the AI gets something wrong?

You're covered. If a finding misses the mark, we rework it — unlimited fixes until the verdict holds up. Satisfaction guaranteed, no fine print.

Why $49 and not free?

Free tier = no accountability. $49 means the council runs your real URL, not a demo. The price is what makes the verdict serious.

I keep tweaking my headline and buttons — isn't that enough?

Not on its own. Changing copy and colors while guessing — with no outside read on what's actually driving visitors away — is just hoping something sticks. The verdict replaces the guesswork with a ranked list of what's really costing you signups, so you fix the right thing first.